roses are dead …

November 5, 2007 at 12:33 am (Uncategorized)

Oh my god. I just found my new favorite Web site. PushinDaisies.com (no relation to the TV show of a similar name) is supposedly “owned and operated in Allenhurst, NJ, by a licensed funeral director Catherine, aka Cadaver Cat.” It’s also the self-proclaimed “coolest mortuary novelty shop on the Internet,” and who am I to argue? (There are others?) In any case, you can find everything from a do-it-yourself embalming kit ($5.95) to hearse earrings ($9.95) to the above dozen dead roses ($26.95), for your first date with your future corpse bride.

After the jump, the perfect lawn accessory for a haunted house … or haunted trailer, as the case may be.

Skel-E-Flamingos ($16.95)